IC Inbox | Victory Road

[icecastlemadonna]

"Hi, you've reached Yuuko Nishigori! I can't answer right now, but leave a message and I'll get back to you."

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[spacebaloney]

but that doesn't help me with knowing how to
you know
do it

[IT, YUUKO, IT.]

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[icecastlemadonna]

Oh
Wait
By "it" do you mean what I think you mean???

[Yuuko is so caught off guard by this that she's forgotten how to use proper grammar, apparently.]

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[spacebaloney]

yuuko
don't make me say it

[He can't bring himself to type the V word. Not where it can be saved and passed around, ruining his Casanova rep (a rep that does not exist, no matter what Lance thinks.)]

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[icecastlemadonna]

[And here Yuuko thought she wouldn't have to give anyone The Talk until the triplets were old enough for it...]

Well
First things first, if you're really planning to do that, have protection ready.

[Because she knows what happens if you don't.]

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[spacebaloney]

[Sorry, Yuuko. Lance just thought with you having triplets, that meant you must have done it extra hard and what not and therefore that meant you were extra experienced.]

i know
i'm not trying to risk it and end up with triplets or something

[A pause and then another message.]

no offense

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[icecastlemadonna]

[If only that was how reproduction really worked...]

None taken. But Takeshi and I were pretty young when we had our kids, so you can never be too careful.

Is she open to the idea of doing that with you?

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[spacebaloney]

how old were you?

you mean having kids?
with me?

[He's pretty sure Pidge would punch him in the junk if he asked her to let him knock her up.]

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[icecastlemadonna]

I was 19 and he was 18.

No no, I mean..."that" in general. [Because consent is important.]

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[spacebaloney]

yikes
i mean
that's younger than i thought
how old are you now?

[LANCE, YOU NEVER ASK A LADY HER AGE!]

oh
idk
i'm pretty sure she's never done it either
also plot twist: there's a third person involved but i don't think he's done it either unless he's never told me which would make him a very bad best fried

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[icecastlemadonna]

I turned 26 a little while back. [Here, at least. Your sense of time can be weird when it was December at home and you arrived here in June.]

A third person...that does make things a bit more complicated. Have you talked to him about what you're planning? [Unfortunately, Yuuko has next to no experience with polyamory, but she'll offer what advice she can.]

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[spacebaloney]

um

no

[Good job, Lance. You're doing this dating thing really well!]

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[icecastlemadonna]

Well, that...

might be a thing you'll want to do. Before doing much else.

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[spacebaloney]

oh

okay

how do i do that?