the computers and video game kind she's not like other girls she doesn't do makeup or dresses or anything like that i'm pretty sure she hates flowers because she's allergic to them
[Pidge is a hard nut to crack. Help him, Yuuko-wan Kenobi! You're his only hope!]
[He can't bring himself to type the V word. Not where it can be saved and passed around, ruining his Casanova rep (a rep that does not exist, no matter what Lance thinks.)]
[Sorry, Yuuko. Lance just thought with you having triplets, that meant you must have done it extra hard and what not and therefore that meant you were extra experienced.]
i know i'm not trying to risk it and end up with triplets or something
yikes i mean that's younger than i thought how old are you now?
[LANCE, YOU NEVER ASK A LADY HER AGE!]
oh idk i'm pretty sure she's never done it either also plot twist: there's a third person involved but i don't think he's done it either unless he's never told me which would make him a very bad best fried
I turned 26 a little while back. [Here, at least. Your sense of time can be weird when it was December at home and you arrived here in June.]
A third person...that does make things a bit more complicated. Have you talked to him about what you're planning? [Unfortunately, Yuuko has next to no experience with polyamory, but she'll offer what advice she can.]
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icecastlemadonna) wrote2018-07-08 08:09 pm
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Well, I think the first thing to take into account is what kind of person she is.
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[And Lance means that in the sweetest, most loving way possibly. It's just the truth stated rather bluntly.]
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["Nerd" is kind of a broad term nowadays...]
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she's not like other girls
she doesn't do makeup or dresses or anything like that
i'm pretty sure she hates flowers because she's allergic to them
[Pidge is a hard nut to crack. Help him, Yuuko-wan Kenobi! You're his only hope!]
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you know
do it
[IT, YUUKO, IT.]
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Wait
By "it" do you mean what I think you mean???
[Yuuko is so caught off guard by this that she's forgotten how to use proper grammar, apparently.]
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don't make me say it
[He can't bring himself to type the V word. Not where it can be saved and passed around, ruining his Casanova rep (a rep that does not exist, no matter what Lance thinks.)]
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Well
First things first, if you're really planning to do that, have protection ready.
[Because she knows what happens if you don't.]
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i know
i'm not trying to risk it and end up with triplets or something
[A pause and then another message.]
no offense
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None taken. But Takeshi and I were pretty young when we had our kids, so you can never be too careful.
Is she open to the idea of doing that with you?
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you mean having kids?
with me?
[He's pretty sure Pidge would punch him in the junk if he asked her to let him knock her up.]
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No no, I mean..."that" in general. [Because consent is important.]
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i mean
that's younger than i thought
how old are you now?
[LANCE, YOU NEVER ASK A LADY HER AGE!]
oh
idk
i'm pretty sure she's never done it either
also plot twist: there's a third person involved but i don't think he's done it either unless he's never told me which would make him a very bad best fried
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A third person...that does make things a bit more complicated. Have you talked to him about what you're planning? [Unfortunately, Yuuko has next to no experience with polyamory, but she'll offer what advice she can.]
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no
[Good job, Lance. You're doing this dating thing really well!]
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might be a thing you'll want to do. Before doing much else.
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okay
how do i do that?