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"Hi, you've reached Yuuko Nishigori! I can't answer right now, but leave a message and I'll get back to you."

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From:

icecastlemadonna

What kind of nerd?

["Nerd" is kind of a broad term nowadays...]

From:

spacebaloney

the computers and video game kind
she's not like other girls
she doesn't do makeup or dresses or anything like that
i'm pretty sure she hates flowers because she's allergic to them

[Pidge is a hard nut to crack. Help him, Yuuko-wan Kenobi! You're his only hope!]

From:

icecastlemadonna

Well, the fact that you already know she likes those things is a step in the right direction. It sounds like you already know her fairly well.

From:

spacebaloney

but that doesn't help me with knowing how to
you know
do it

[IT, YUUKO, IT.]

Edited Date: 2019-04-01 02:27 am (UTC)

From:

icecastlemadonna

Oh
Wait
By "it" do you mean what I think you mean???

[Yuuko is so caught off guard by this that she's forgotten how to use proper grammar, apparently.]

From:

spacebaloney

yuuko
don't make me say it

[He can't bring himself to type the V word. Not where it can be saved and passed around, ruining his Casanova rep (a rep that does not exist, no matter what Lance thinks.)]

From:

icecastlemadonna

[And here Yuuko thought she wouldn't have to give anyone The Talk until the triplets were old enough for it...]

Well
First things first, if you're really planning to do that, have protection ready.

[Because she knows what happens if you don't.]

From:

spacebaloney

[Sorry, Yuuko. Lance just thought with you having triplets, that meant you must have done it extra hard and what not and therefore that meant you were extra experienced.]

i know
i'm not trying to risk it and end up with triplets or something

[A pause and then another message.]

no offense

From:

icecastlemadonna

[If only that was how reproduction really worked...]

None taken. But Takeshi and I were pretty young when we had our kids, so you can never be too careful.

Is she open to the idea of doing that with you?

From:

spacebaloney

how old were you?

you mean having kids?
with me?

[He's pretty sure Pidge would punch him in the junk if he asked her to let him knock her up.]

From:

icecastlemadonna

I was 19 and he was 18.

No no, I mean..."that" in general. [Because consent is important.]

From:

spacebaloney

yikes
i mean
that's younger than i thought
how old are you now?

[LANCE, YOU NEVER ASK A LADY HER AGE!]

oh
idk
i'm pretty sure she's never done it either
also plot twist: there's a third person involved but i don't think he's done it either unless he's never told me which would make him a very bad best fried

From:

icecastlemadonna

I turned 26 a little while back. [Here, at least. Your sense of time can be weird when it was December at home and you arrived here in June.]

A third person...that does make things a bit more complicated. Have you talked to him about what you're planning? [Unfortunately, Yuuko has next to no experience with polyamory, but she'll offer what advice she can.]